Well, it was inevitable… Monday is here again. Welcome back to the beginning of the work week.
… we'll do our best to give you a break today.
Okay, starting now. Had to get it out of our system.
Yeah, me too.
Dad jokes: because sometimes the only way to survive Monday is with a groan-worthy pun!
First we laughed, then we cried.
No matter how tough your Monday is, at least you’re not facing assassination attempts—so there’s that to be grateful for!